What an excellent idea.
Oh, something else to lighten the mood. According to Lockdown Sceptics (Third article down on this page), the Police have only limited powers to cancel your Christmas, even if some Stasi snitch has fingered your household. The simple rule is; politely stand your ground, ask for their grounds for requesting a warrantless entry (Specifically which infected person they are looking for and why if they cite the regulations) and give nothing but your name, rank and house number.
My cartoon Thursday @TheTimes. Something to look forward to…..#RuleOfSix #Covid19UK #Christmas https://t.co/wxLjVR3j9Z—
Peter Brookes (@BrookesTimes) October 29, 2020
Big thank you to the Times Peter Brookes for this telling cartoon. I may not trust all the mainstream media’s output (certainly not without verification), but like with Matt of the dear old Torygraph and the Guardian cartoons, the truth does leak out.
Update: The UK Police are backing off on the cancellation of Christmas. They won’t be enforcing ‘minor infringements’. No idea what caused this volte face, but I’m very pleased to hear the news. Maybe the politicians will finally lift the lockdowns for the festering season so that we can get on with our lives once more.
The Bill Sticker Alternative 
“…They won’t be enforcing ‘minor infringements’…”
By that I assume they won’t be enforcing infringements by minorities, but the rest of us are fair game.
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“A” politician??? Why not the whole damn lot of them? Who cares if the Gods don’t listen – we will still have rid the world of a bunch of chancers…
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Tempting… However I work on the premise that the political class are rank cowards, and only a few have to be disposed of before the rest take notice. At least for a while.
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It has to be repeated at regular intervals to ensure compliance. Do we have enough volcanos?
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Certainly. Might have to travel a bit, but I’m sure the Italians and Icelanders have plenty of active caldera.
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We haven’t got a Volcano near here. Will a Cess Pit do?
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Sounds like a plan.
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A cess pit would do wonderfully, there’s enough methane in there to blast the lot of them into orbit as well…
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Or just spatter the buggers over an open field, thus increasing the local fertility.
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What do you think the local Farmers do with the contents of a Cess Pit?
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And then there are a load of Wells. But they could be full of Germans.
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Really? In Brittany? Do tell. But I wouldn’t put a politician down a well, I’d be poisoning the water table.
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