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Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must.

Please read carefully.

If you have something pertinent to say, I’ll read and probably reply in my usual courteous manner.

  1. If you’re selling SEO or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother. Not interested. Ever.  Your unread crap goes straight to spam.  I bulk delete it all once a week.
  2. If you’re just going to copy and paste some sales blather, don’t bother, never gets read.  Straight to spam and deleted.
  3. If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, you won’t get one.
  4. If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
  5. Religious stuff likewise goes straight into oblivion.  Unread.
  6. If the above offends; bite me, Motherfucker.

Click here when you’re done.

A Sarcastic gentleman abroad.

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