Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must.

If you have a pertinent message, I’ll read and probably reply in my usual courteous manner.

  1. If you’re selling SEO or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother. Not interested. Ever.
  2. If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, you won’t get one.
  3. If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
  4. If the above offends; bite me Motherfucker.


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A Sarcastic gentleman abroad.

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