Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must. Using a proper email address, you know, one that doesn’t flag us as spam.
Please read carefully. This is a basic literacy test.
If you have something pertinent to say, I’ll read and probably reply in my usual courteous manner. However;
- If you’re selling SEO or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother. Not interested. Ever. Your unread crap goes straight to spam. I bulk delete it all once a week.
- If you’re just going to copy and paste some sales blather, don’t bother, never gets read. Straight to spam and deleted.
- If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, you won’t get one.
- If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
- Religious stuff likewise goes straight into oblivion. Unread.
- If the above offends; bite me, Motherfucker.
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