Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must.  Using  a proper email address, you know, one that doesn’t flag us as spam.

Please read carefully.  This is a basic literacy test.  Failure means automatically going into the spam bin, do not pass ‘Go’ do not collect anything.  Ever.

If you have something pertinent or interesting to say, I’ll read and probably reply in my usual courteous manner.  However;

  1. If you’re selling SEO or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother. Not interested. Ever.  Your unread crap goes straight to spam.  I bulk delete it all once a week.
  2. If you’re just going to copy and paste some sales blather, don’t bother, never gets read.  Straight to spam and deleted.
  3. If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, you won’t get one.
  4. If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
  5. Religious stuff likewise goes straight into oblivion.  Unread.
  6. If the above offends; bite me, Motherfucker.

Click here when you’re done.

A Sarcastic Anglo-Canadian gentleman in Ireland, shouting into his own bucket.

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