Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must.

  1. If you have a decent point to make, I’ll read and probably reply.
  2. If you’re selling anything or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother.
  3. If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, don’t bother.
  4. If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
  5. If the above offends; bite me.

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A Sarcastic man abroad.