Contact me via the form below. But only if you really, really must.

If you have a pertinent message, I’ll read and probably reply.

  1. If you’re selling anything or want me to host your advertising, don’t bother. Your pitiful shit will be ignored.
  2. If you want an apology for anything I’ve written, don’t bother. That too may be ignored and mocked.
  3. If all you want to do is spam me with your half witted opprobrium, don’t bother.
  4. If the above offends; bite me.


Click here when you’re done.

A Sarcastic man abroad.

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