This page has been intentionally left blank, no, seriously. Nothing to see here, move along. Why do you want to talk to or know anything about a mean, sarky, bluff old cove like me anyway? What did you expect to find here anyway? Pixie dust?  My personal details?  You’ll be lucky.

I’m an Politically Incorrect expatriate Brit with a chequered past living and working near Victoria, Vancouver Island, Canada.  Why?  It’s a long, long, convoluted story and in the words of the late, great Eddie Waring;  “That’s all you’re getting.”

Give me a Reson (A particle which justifies reactions between all other known particles) to communicate via my Contact page or not. It’s all the same to me.

Click here when you’re done on this page.


Expatriate expostulations from wherever; a.k.a. A Sarcastic man abroad trying to stay in the middle of the road without getting run over.