Comments Policy

The comments policy on this blog is relatively simple:

  1. Keep it on topic.
  2. Keep it clean and if possible, amusing. Remember, calling a twat a ladies front bottom is far wittier than ‘cunt’.
  3. All comment spam will be deleted upon detection.
  4. All attempts to sell Search Engine Optimisation services and similar go straight into the singularity of my spam bin.
  5. Comment thread bitch fights will be mocked unmercifully.
  6. All comment threads close after 21 days, if you’re late to the party – tough.
  7. If you want to be ‘Anonymous’ don’t expect anyone to not confuse you with some other dickhead.
  8. Don’t impersonate other bloggers/commenters – they don’t like it, and it just makes you look stupid.
  9. No trolling.
  10. The right of the blog owner is reserved to royally mock, patronise, delete and slap down anyone who can’t be bothered to observe the above.
  11. The blog owners decision on all deletions is final – as far as this blog is concerned – I am the law. (See below)My blog my rules Bill StickerClick here when you’re done

Expatriate expostulations from Canada; a.k.a. A Sarcastic man abroad trying to stay in the middle of the road without getting run over.