Now don’t ask me where I got this as it’s top secret. In a last minute bid to ‘Save the Union’ David Cameron’s office has sent the following to SNP leader Alex Salmond;
Okay Alex
Here’s my final offer. If the Yes vote wins, please doesn’t secede from the Union, Scotland can;
- Keep its Crown Jewels
- Have those new powers we talked about and a bigger chunk of the oil revenues
Only one condition; You lot keep Gordon Brown. This is non-negotiable.
Regards, D