Breaking; mass dogging event planned. This is not essential travel. Or so say the local Stasi.

Do not go to Canvey Island. Even if it is quite close to Southend. There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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  1. Is this a response to your earlier “Epic Wheeze” posting.
    I do hope so. And hope it gets all recorded on 25 thousand smart phones showing our persons in blue doing their duty.
    Will Police Dogs be in attendance? Dilemma.
    Such larks!

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