Well, they certainly don’t include giving up drinking because I have two decent single malts and a bottle of Famous Grouse gracing my drinks cabinet. Nor eating meat, which I won’t be giving up because there are no measurable health benefits to doing so. And I won’t be giving up smoking. Talking of which;
I will be restricting myself to taking a little more moderate exercise (Brisk daily walks), completing my college courses and working a little smarter.
A very Happy New Hangover to everyone……
P.S. I haven’t smoked for over a quarter of a century….. I’ve been restricting myself to giving smouldering looks…… (Evil snigger)